An unholy mystery has been solved. The doughnut that I lost yesterday has just turned up in the compartment inside the door of my car.
How in the name of holy batman did it get there? You may well ask. I'm thinking of petitioning for a redesign of the whole doughnut concept. If it had been less rotund and juicy it probably wouldn't have been able to roll out of the shopping bag and sneak away into a hidey hole. Slippery little sucker.
The question is, what do I do with it now? Day old donut doesn't have the same appeal.